A Few Unsolicited Testimonials

About

Magic Rob

• "I think he's great!  Maybe the World's Best Magician Ever"...Magic Rob's Mom

•  "We didn't really think he'd grow up to be a magician, but at least he's out of our house"...Magic Rob's Dad 

• "I used to think that his magic was charming, but now I tell him to go saw himself in half.  I mean, all he ever thinks about is rabbits and birds and tricks with little trinkets.  I tell him to make some money appear - now that would be AMAZING!"...Magic Rob's Wife

• "Well, actually we think he's kind of a dork"...Magic Rob's Kids

• "Magic Rob has an unusual fixation on being the center of attention, perhaps due to the need to overcompensate for some other perceived shortcoming"...Magic Rob's Shrink

•  "Let's just say I wouldn't buy a used car from him"... Larry, Used Car Salesman

• "If you see that twirp, tell him when I find him I'm going to break his freak'n hands!"...Magic Rob's Bookie, eh, Booking Agent

 If you want to see legitimate testimonials from people who have actually hired Magic Rob, please click Real Testimonials